dont forget the part where you pretend you’re having a really sad moment in the rain
And the period shower where you stand and watch the blood flowing down the drain as if you just got back from a war or brawl.
As a girl I can confirm that all of this happens.
As a guy I can confirm that we do this all too. Life is amazing.
i DONT KNOW W HY IM LAUGHING S O HA RD A T THIS
PET ME, YOU STUPID FUCK
The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone.
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED
IM ADDING TO THE PRICELESS STATUSES
let me fuckin tell you a thing this girl goes to my school and she’s the biggest fucking cunt ever like?? she’s super racist and just steals posts from other sites and fuck.
Belle she works with me 3
i know holy fuck she used to have the desk beside a guy i knew and she’s just a huge bitch to everyone because she was ~~~facebook famous~~
not to mention that everyone is just ignoring the blatant racism when a black guy commented in the second picture and her reply was “go back to africa”???
when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating